Blog Prompt: Tell me a joke. The one who gets me to laugh the hardest will get their favorite candy!

Omg, I have so many jokes. Literally the best jokes you'll ever hear in your entire life.
1.) What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
2.) What does a nosey pepper do? He gets JALAPENO business!!
3.) What do you call a fake noodle? An IMPASTA!
4.) What do you call the security personnel at Samsung? Guardians of the Galaxy!!
5.) Why can't you keep a secret on the farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
6.) What do you call a delinquent who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus!
7.) In a field you have 30 cows and 28 chickens. How many didn't? 10! (This one works better verbally. It sounds like counting but it's actually carnivorous cows)

Also I really like sour gummy worms.